Text reads: "Most Sasquatch don't live past thirty. So, you know, congrats." Perfect for the aging sasquatch who can take a joke!
Cards are available in A2 (4.25x5.5), A6 (4.5x6.25), and A7 (5x7) sizes and are printed with genuine Epson archival inks on 60 lb. premium linen cardstock with matching white linen envelope inside plastic sleeve.
Designed with joy exclusively by Colossal Sanders.
